Posted by Alana November 10, 2007 Quarter Finals! Share Get link Facebook Twitter Pinterest Email Other Apps 72 comments
because he carries the heavy equipment
Also, I'd like a revote for the Strudwick round. Boo!
Who had the most beautiful breath.
When he came in a room,
The girls all would swoon,
And he'd play with them 'til sudden death.
The guy skates around aimlessly in his own zone every shift. This indicates very serious commitment issues. Judging from his shooting percentage, he's certainly firing blanks. He may be hot, but he's doesn't need Craig MacTavish so he certainly doesn't need you!
Deslauriers, on the other hand, is a goalie. A tall, flexible goalie with accurate hands. Sure, he lets out a few rebounds, but if you catch him after a bad relationship that's nothing but a good thing. And let's not forget that his stick is much bigger.
ps. for the record, i'm not the anonymous kara from the commenter above ;)