Captain Injury vs. Alternate
Shawn Horcoff has mismatched eyes. Ethan Moreau has no front teeth. Horcoff actually manages to play hockey once in a while. Morea looks like he's a religious man. Black gold! Texas tea! Vote now in the comments section!
Keep your filthy paws out of the anonymous bin.
ETHAN "DELICATE FLOWER" MOREAU WINS!