Marc (sans Antoine) Pouliot vs. Marty Reasoner


Today's battle is between a pimply teenager and an extremely photogenic 3rd/4th line centre. The former appears to be trying to anglicise his name (or perhaps big JFJ "suggested" to him that only one man on the team may have a hyphenated name). The latter already has gone by the same name for quite some time. If you don't vote for Pouliot, he'll come to your house and give you mono. If you don't vote for Reasoner, a certain blogger may come to your house and put toothpaste on all of your doorknobs. Choose wisely.

NO CONTEST. REASONER!

Comments

Anonymous said…
That pic always makes me laugh.

Reasoner!
Loxy said…
Just wait till they take new team shots this year.

Please take new team shots this year.

I believe in Marty Reasoner.
Annie said…
Reasoner it is, even without the toothpaste threat.
Kirsten said…
Since I doubt my roommate would enjoy having toothpaste all over, I vote for Reasoner.
Alana said…
Marty!
Lollipop said…
This pic doesn’t do him justice….Marty is a cutie! My vote goes to Reasoner.
Marsha said…
Definitely Marty! And of course they'll take new pics this year. I wonder if they'll be as horrible as last year (poor Marty and Hemmer...worst pics in history)!
allan said…
I'm pretty sure he was just tired of being called Marc-Andre.

Despite the photo, I'm voting Marty.
Anonymous said…
Marty is really funny (remember when he was doing the sound bites)and a sense of humour makes him even cuter.
Steph said…
Marty sold me (again) saying the new uniforms make him seem "slim and quicker."
Anonymous said…
Marty
Lady_Byng said…
Marty. he's fikkin adorable.

French accents are only cute coming from one Martin Brodeur.
Lady_Byng said…
And by 'fikkin' I mean *frikkin.
melanie... said…
It has to be reasoner...based on last year's mic'd up comments!
Bethany said…
Marty...Marty...Marty...
Anonymous said…
Reasoner.
Anonymous said…
Reasoner!
Anonymous said…
Despite the less than stellar picture, I have to go with Marty :)
Anonymous said…
Marty! He's so cute and funny!
Lowetide said…
I think women like wit and intelligent conversation, so will vote for Marty. Besides, Pouliot didn't grab the job like he should have so I'm made at him.

btw, funny line about MP coming over to your house to give you mono.

btw 2, is there any real reason to expect that Ethan rifles WON'T win this thing again? I mean, the incoming guys are pretty much gargolyes, right?
Anonymous said…
true, he does have the expression of a blow-up doll in that picture, but he still gets my vote. MARTY!
Unknown said…
I am tempted to give a pity vote for Pouliot at this point, but.... No
Reasoner it is.
Anonymous said…
Like allan mentioned, that's what I remember too. It was when MAB was still here and Pouliot was tired of being called Marc-Andre. Wonder if that messed with his mojo? Numerology anyone?

So let's see... wit + intelligence + killer dimples. Marty's my pick here. Please show those dimples in this years photo, 'kay?
RoliLover
grease trap said…
Reasoner over Sans-toine
Alana said…
Lowetide -- Souray may put up a good fight this year. And there's always Roli!
Anonymous said…
Marty -- hands down! No contest!! I love that guy
T. said…
Reasoner. Again sense of haha wins out!! And the dimples.
Julian said…
How about that goatee he's sporting eh Loxy? Think he lost a bet to Raffi?
uni said…
I think this may be a unanimous vote. Any man who guarantees a goal if he gets 8 shots gets my vote.
Anonymous said…
Reasoner.
I'll just deal with the mono.
Lord Bob said…
You know what?

I genuinely, honestly, truly believe Marc[-Antoine] is hotter.

I mean, his pic isn't so flattering either, guys. And last time I saw him, the pimples had receded. Plus, he just has this adorable cuteness about him, while Marty always looks like he just got hit in the groin by a flying Zamboni.

Pouliot it is. He could give me mono any time.
Anonymous said…
Roli first star against San Jose!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(I already voted Reasoner)
Anonymous said…
MARTY fa shoooo. he's so witty :)
Lady_Byng said…
Reasoner suffered a cut on his lip or chin during the game last night; when he came to sign autographs after the game, all us girls were like "oh Marty you are bleeding! would like something for it?!"
He was all, "no thanks, I'm ok."
awwwwwwwwwwe.
I already voted for him, but just thought I would share that; he's so modest even when bleeding, lol.
<3 ya Marty!
Lady_Byng said…
And yes Loxy, they took new pics, and Marty looks great in his!
Anonymous said…
reasoner of COURSE!!

aldo, don't know if anyone has shown this to you yet, but it's definitely hot oil worthy (even though its a little fruity): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rq39-aedZIg&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fualberta%2Efacebook%2Ecom%2Fprofile%2Ephp%3Fid%3D120402284
Anonymous said…
i vote for poo-poo (aka pouliot)
Lady_Byng said…
Let's remember that anonymous votes don't count, ok?
Anonymous said…
For those of you who haven't seen the PPV Oiler Intro of the new jerseys, you have to check it out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rq39-aedZIg

RoliLover
Shannon said…
The new pic is way cuter - Reasoner it is!

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