Top ten signs you're actually an AHL team
10. The St. Louis Blues have more points than you.
9. Toby Pederson is the only player who scores.
8. Laddy Smid leads your team in minutes.
7. Only six of your skaters have a season of NHL play under their belt.
6. You've been outscored 24-5 in the last 6 games and you've lost 10 of your last 12 games.
5. You don't have a farm team, so all your prospects just play on the NHL team.
4. Hot-Oil poster "Loxy" forgets that her hometown has a team.
3. You're checking if it's mathematically possible for Philly to pass you in the standings.
2. You traded away Ryan Smyth.
1. You are the Edmonton Oilers.