12 December 2008

Oiler Survivor

To go from four to three, I'm asking you to vote someone off Oiler Island. So, unlike every round in every hot off thus far, you vote for the person you LEAST want to go forward.

I've compiled some stats to help you compare options:


Name: Kyle "Hot Rod" Brodziak
Alternate nicknames: Dick as a Watch
Age: 24
Hometown: St. Paul, Alberta (LOCAL BOY!)
Random Facts: Favourite subject in school is Math. Math is hot right? And his favourite video game? Microsoft golf '98.
Mad skillz: Scoring overtime fluke goal against league's best team
Unbearably Cute Picture: Working at Tim Hortons
Picture with: Greatness
Unfortunate decision: Hair choice



Name: Ales "Scarneck" Hemsky
Alternate Nickname: Hemmer
Age: 25 (yeah, right)
Hometown: Pardubice, Czech Republic
Random Facts: My car is named Ales.
Mad Skillz: All
Unbearably cute picture: Baby Ales
Picture with: Greatness
Unfortunate decision: Media Guide Picture


Name: Sheldon "Baywatch" Souray
Alternate Nickname: Shelly
Age: 32
Hometown: Elk Point, Alberta (LOCAL BOY!)
Random Facts: Wishes he had invented alcohol and a cure for cancer
Mad skillz: Not getting hurt yet this year (knocks on wood)
Unbearably cute picture: With Child
Picture with: A D-lister
Unfortunate decision: Handlebars


Name: Lubomir "Vo-et for me" Visnovsky
Alternate Nickname: Lubo
Age: 32
Hometown: Topoľčany, Czechoslovakia (Slovakia)
Random Facts: Likes the snow
Mad Skillz: Smiling
Unbearably cute picture: Anytime he smiles
Picture with: Matching Ladyfriend
Unfortunate decision: That outfit







Voting over.

46 comments:

Louisa said...

Gotta be Hemmer. Good that he made it this far, but time to go.

Anonymous said...

I greatly enjoy Lubo, but I don't find him hot. Lubo's out.

Lowetide said...

Brodziak. He'll win this thing, but not in a season when he's struggled like he has this year. You gotta earn this award.

Anonymous said...

Ugh this is a toughie. I think Lubo is so so so so adorable, I just don't see him as hot. Sorry. Bye Lubo. :(

Anonymous said...

Sheldon

Loxy said...

Hemsky would get IDed to rent a 14A movie.

That's just too young for any self-respecting woman.

Marsha said...

Brodziak, you're not good enough. Goodbye!!

Anonymous said...

yea, hemsky doesnt need to win again. give lubo a fair chance!

Anonymous said...

I think Kyle is the least sexiest of the bunch. Sorry, the others are just better. He's out!

Becca Jane said...

I'm gonna vote for Souray in this one, I just don't find his style overly attractive.

Anonymous said...

Brodziak....OUT!

Anonymous said...

SS!!

arrugaoil said...

GTFO Souray!!

Lord Bob said...

I love that baby Ales picture.

(Not shown: Hemsky deking the short pants off of three eight-year-old penalty killers at the blueline before firing the puck straight into the goalie's crest.)

Anyway, get Souray out of here. His consolation prize can be, once the new downtown arena is built, to be given Rexall Place filled with hair gel.

Scott Reynolds said...

Get rid of Souray!

Anonymous said...

I want Brodziak out....just not hot enough!

And Souray is hot people. Who cares if he uses too much gel.

See ya Brodz!!!

Anonymous said...

Brodziak is outta here. Bye, cute yes but not hot.

DSF said...

How about these guys:

http://canucks.nhl.com/team/app/?service=page&page=NewsPage&articleid=397201

Anonymous said...

Hemmer

Anonymous said...

Shelly, buh-bye...

Lady_Byng said...

Hemsky out cuz as much as I love Hemsky, he's cute but not "Hot".

Anonymous said...

Brodziak out!! You are the weakest link, good bye!!

Anonymous said...

Buh-bye Souray!

Anonymous said...

Brodziak. :(

He is nice looking and all... but quite boring imo. And not smouldering hot, like Souray.

Loxy said...

And Hemsky is smouldering hot? I didn't think Junior Highers should be treated that way...

Anonymous said...

i vote hemsky out

Kirsten said...

I vote Lubo out.

Bethany said...

Souray...he's gotta go!

Anonymous said...

Souray, not so much.

"Steve Smith" said...

Souray:
1. It can't be Hemsky, because my girlfriend would kill me.
2. Souray's got that "I'm really annoyed that women find him attractive, because he looks like an asshole" thing about him. He's the guy I'd least want to get dumped for.
3. Visnovsky's ladyfriend is better-looking than Souray's, which suggests that, even to women, he must be more attractive.

Anonymous said...

Lubo out!

randomblog said...

BRODZ

Dez said...

Sorry Hemsky, you got to go.

Shelly said...

Brodz out. First anyway. Then I'm gunning for the 14 year old.

Anonymous said...

Brodziak out.

And yeah, I think Hemsky is smokin' hot. Sure he's young looking but he's still hot.

Anonymous said...

Brodziak is a goner!!

Livia said...

Souray is out.

Showerhead said...

I'd give Brodziak the boot - not nearly as productive of a year as the other three men.

Anonymous said...

Hemsky... he's the only one that wasn't on my list of 3 hotties when i found your blog last week. Coincidence? I think not, so he has to go!

Hot Tea said...

You guys suck. If Hemsky makes it to the final, he'll win. And other teams laugh at us that he's the hottest.

Sincerely,

The only hotoil girl still writing.

Anonymous said...

Brodziak out!!

doritogrande said...

Kyle Brodziak, the tribe has spoken. It's time for you to leave.

Go brush the bug legs out of your teeth and take a real shower.

G said...

hemsky's gotta go.

T. said...

This is remarkably hard.

erm... I vote Brodziak off, simply because his time will come.

I love Lubo.

Aminah said...

Hemsky OUT!

Host PPH said...

Well people expect that kind of voting system to eliminate more than one to make things more interesting.