Oiler Survivor
To go from four to three, I'm asking you to vote someone off Oiler Island. So, unlike every round in every hot off thus far, you vote for the person you LEAST want to go forward.
I've compiled some stats to help you compare options:
Name: Kyle "Hot Rod" Brodziak
Alternate nicknames: Dick as a Watch
Age: 24
Hometown: St. Paul, Alberta (LOCAL BOY!)
Random Facts: Favourite subject in school is Math. Math is hot right? And his favourite video game? Microsoft golf '98.
Mad skillz: Scoring overtime fluke goal against league's best team
Unbearably Cute Picture: Working at Tim Hortons
Picture with: Greatness
Unfortunate decision: Hair choice
Name: Ales "Scarneck" Hemsky
Alternate Nickname: Hemmer
Age: 25 (yeah, right)
Hometown: Pardubice, Czech Republic
Random Facts: My car is named Ales.
Mad Skillz: All
Unbearably cute picture: Baby Ales
Picture with: Greatness
Unfortunate decision: Media Guide Picture
Name: Sheldon "Baywatch" Souray
Alternate Nickname: Shelly
Age: 32
Hometown: Elk Point, Alberta (LOCAL BOY!)
Random Facts: Wishes he had invented alcohol and a cure for cancer
Mad skillz: Not getting hurt yet this year (knocks on wood)
Unbearably cute picture: With Child
Picture with: A D-lister
Unfortunate decision: Handlebars
Name: Lubomir "Vo-et for me" Visnovsky
Alternate Nickname: Lubo
Age: 32
Hometown: Topoľčany, Czechoslovakia (Slovakia)
Random Facts: Likes the snow
Mad Skillz: Smiling
Unbearably cute picture: Anytime he smiles
Picture with: Matching Ladyfriend
Unfortunate decision: That outfit
Voting over.
I've compiled some stats to help you compare options:
Name: Kyle "Hot Rod" BrodziakAlternate nicknames: Dick as a Watch
Age: 24
Hometown: St. Paul, Alberta (LOCAL BOY!)
Random Facts: Favourite subject in school is Math. Math is hot right? And his favourite video game? Microsoft golf '98.
Mad skillz: Scoring overtime fluke goal against league's best team
Unbearably Cute Picture: Working at Tim Hortons
Picture with: Greatness
Unfortunate decision: Hair choice
Name: Ales "Scarneck" HemskyAlternate Nickname: Hemmer
Age: 25 (yeah, right)
Hometown: Pardubice, Czech Republic
Random Facts: My car is named Ales.
Mad Skillz: All
Unbearably cute picture: Baby Ales
Picture with: Greatness
Unfortunate decision: Media Guide Picture
Name: Sheldon "Baywatch" SourayAlternate Nickname: Shelly
Age: 32
Hometown: Elk Point, Alberta (LOCAL BOY!)
Random Facts: Wishes he had invented alcohol and a cure for cancer
Mad skillz: Not getting hurt yet this year (knocks on wood)
Unbearably cute picture: With Child
Picture with: A D-lister
Unfortunate decision: Handlebars
Name: Lubomir "Vo-et for me" VisnovskyAlternate Nickname: Lubo
Age: 32
Hometown: Topoľčany, Czechoslovakia (Slovakia)
Random Facts: Likes the snow
Mad Skillz: Smiling
Unbearably cute picture: Anytime he smiles
Picture with: Matching Ladyfriend
Unfortunate decision: That outfit
Voting over.
Comments
That's just too young for any self-respecting woman.
(Not shown: Hemsky deking the short pants off of three eight-year-old penalty killers at the blueline before firing the puck straight into the goalie's crest.)
Anyway, get Souray out of here. His consolation prize can be, once the new downtown arena is built, to be given Rexall Place filled with hair gel.
And Souray is hot people. Who cares if he uses too much gel.
See ya Brodz!!!
http://canucks.nhl.com/team/app/?service=page&page=NewsPage&articleid=397201
He is nice looking and all... but quite boring imo. And not smouldering hot, like Souray.
1. It can't be Hemsky, because my girlfriend would kill me.
2. Souray's got that "I'm really annoyed that women find him attractive, because he looks like an asshole" thing about him. He's the guy I'd least want to get dumped for.
3. Visnovsky's ladyfriend is better-looking than Souray's, which suggests that, even to women, he must be more attractive.
And yeah, I think Hemsky is smokin' hot. Sure he's young looking but he's still hot.
Sincerely,
The only hotoil girl still writing.
Go brush the bug legs out of your teeth and take a real shower.
erm... I vote Brodziak off, simply because his time will come.
I love Lubo.