13 September 2006

Day 11: Rookie Showdown!

Today's battle throws two Oilers rookies into the ring: Kyle "Astroboy" Brodziak and Robbie "Banana Hammock" Schremp!

Brodziak is an Alberta boy who was touted as an "unsung hero" when he played for the Moose Jaw Warriors. New Yorker Schremp, on the other hand, is apparently a "wizard." So, which do you prefer: Canadian heroes, or American wizards? Vote now in the comments!













VOTING OVER! DARK HORSE BRODZIAK SPANKS CAPTAIN AMERICA AND MOVES ON TO THE SECOND ROUND!

30 comments:

Alana said...

Black eyes are hot. My vote goes to Brodziak.

Anonymous said...

Robbie doesn't need any more encouragement. My vote is for the other guy... um... Brodziak.

Anonymous said...

My vote is for the man with the beautiful eyes - Brodziak :)

Loxy said...

I actually like Brodziak better than Schremp but I'll vote for the latter because of this: Our Night Together

She said...

The "Astroboy" photo definitely beats "Captain America". The hammock hurts the eyes.

Brodziak.

Daggit said...

how do you beat a star spangled thong?
Schremp for me.(or is that schrimp? jumbo prawn? the stripes confound me)

Black Dog said...

Schremp just kind of creeps me out.

That is all.

Brodziak it is.

Anonymous said...

I'll take Brodziak anyday over Schremp. Schremp's photo makes him look like he is mentally undressing you and like he would use the tragic "wink and gun" on you as a pick up line in a bar. And that is to say nothing of that horrifying, retina-burning, US national embarassment of a man-thong. Eek.

Chris! said...

PFF.

As if anyone would Robbie "Wink and a Gun" Schremp over a square-jawed, black-eyed, tousle-haired Alberta boy.

Brodziak. Clearly.

Anonymous said...

Brodziak, been a fan for over 5 years.

allan said...

Brodziak for me, too.

The banana hammock photo probably deserves a Pulitzer (I know I'll never forget it), but the arrogance is terribly repellent.

Anonymous said...

"Pull"-itzer? I almost peed myself laughing. Thanks a lot Allan.

Anonymous said...

I say Brodziak - Schremp really isn't that hot, despite my guy friend saying that Schremp is the best looking Oiler this year. Guess he will have to vote and recriut fellow Schremp lovers, cuz Brodziak is winning so far.

Jordi said...

I've never really known Brodziak. And Schremp *had* this cute smile. But now he just kinda gives me the willies.

BRODZIIAAAAAAKKKKKKKKK

Marsha said...

I'll take one Canadian boy please! Brodziak is my man. Any man who voluntarily wears and is photographed in a speedo does not deserve my vote!

Anonymous said...

Everyone knows banana hammocks don't win you hot championships, Rob. Brodziak it is.

HG said...

I think I maybe choked a little on a Skittle when I saw Shremp waving his flag. Brodziak is a little scruffy, yet still youthfully hot. The Canadian one gets my vote this time.

T. said...

Brodziak for me as well.

Anonymous said...

Brodziak for sure.

Anonymous said...

Brodziak.

Anonymous said...

Schremp is one of those guys you just know will be famous for some horrible reason. I suspect we'll one day know his middle name as in "Robert Kenneth Schremp was sentenced to five years in prison today for breaking Wilt Chamberlain's, ahem, record."

My jealousy of this fact forces me to vote for Brodziak.

J.R. said...

Captain America.

Anonymous said...

Brodziak. No contest.

Anonymous said...

If you hadn't given me the name, i woudla sworn Brodziak looks a little Slavic there, maybe Russian or Czech. Really, it looks like the sort of picture you see from a page describing your teams newest Russian first round draft pick that no one has ever heard of or has stats for.

That just probably applies to the Oilers though.


I don't think my vote is really necessary here.

Anonymous said...

robbie.

Anonymous said...

Brodziak - I had no idea he's such a cutie! And he's an Alberta boy, which gets him extra brownie points. I do think Schremp's pretty hot and it's unfortunate that he takes creepy photos, but the banana hammock is just...no. *shudder*

Anonymous said...

Wow, this one's really become ideological, hasn't it?

the Prez said...

Brodziak.

Anonymous said...

Brodziak. My hatred of Schremp knows no bounds.

Anonymous said...

Let me see. Robbie does have a cute little smile but kyle is canadian boy! I think they are both hot. but I have a crush on robbie!