29 September 2006

Day 27: Staios attempts a coup d'état




















Ladies and gentlemen, here are your two competitors on this fine day 27. Jason Smith is the kind of man you want by your side if you're walking down a dark alley. Candidate number two, Steve Staios, is here to take out the captain. Sexy? Definitely.


Voting Over. Oh Captain, my Captain, wins.

32 comments:

the Prez said...

I vote Smith.

She said...

Ha! No bias in the presentation here, I see.

Cap'n Smith, of course.

Alana said...

Staios is a troll. Gator, all the way.

Anonymous said...

Awww, this is the first one I feel bad about. I mean Staios came out of hybernation during the off-season to tell fans "It'll be okay" when that whole Christie Prongleygate was happening and nothing is sexier than a man who's willing to comfort the wounded. He's almost like our Mother T!!!

But, alas, I love Gator too!! He's so tall and sexy and hunky and adorable.

Aww f*ck it, I'm voting for Staios. I just convinced myself.

Anonymous said...

Sexy Staios make me swoon. He's more wholesome than a bag of rainbow colored kittens.
Smith, although not hideous, harbours a bit too much of that brooding, chip on his shoulder vibe that I outgrew in high school.

Alana said...

Per our agreement, Pat from BDHS votes for the captain.

HG said...

Staios.

T. said...

Staios. No question.

OK, I think actually it was the baby pics that you posted a few days ago... and maybe his jeans at the Oilers fan appreciation thing at City Hall. Not that Gator looks bad in a pair of pants either...

No - Staios. Definitely

Loxy said...

Smith is hotter.

Unless we had a time machine. We don't have a time machine do we?

Anonymous said...

Smith.

Anonymous said...

I'm a big fan of Smith's "brooding, chip on his shoulder vibe". I doubt I'll ever outgrow that. One more vote for Gator please.

Lowetide said...

Jason Smith. Showdown between the coach and the captain will be the climax.

Daggit said...

Steve Staios please.

Anonymous said...

This is tough. I'm gonna have to go with Stevie though.

Anonymous said...

Gator

Anonymous said...

Staios.

Anonymous said...

Gator definitely.

Anonymous said...

I'll take the brooding captain please :)

Anonymous said...

Smith.

And this has nothing to do with Brodziak not moving on, which by the way, I am VERY bitter about. Still.

allan said...

I'll take Smith. When he's not in his homeless man outfit, he's not too bad.

Anonymous said...

Argh. This is tough. Hmmmm.....Steve.

Jordi said...

Didn't Shrek teach children how lovable ogres can be? I like my trolls Staios.

Anonymous said...

Brokeback or no it's The Big Toe...Cap'n Smith.

-Lonnie

Marsha said...

Gator for sure!!!

Anonymous said...

Gator could take a bite out of me any day.

Anonymous said...

Why the eff is the Staios pic of him in a Boston uni?! He hasn't played in Boston foreverrrrrrrrr.

As much as I love Gator, Staios is better looking. I vote for Staios.
(Sorry Gator.)

Anonymous said...

Smithhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Anonymous said...

Gator.

Anonymous said...

Staios has my vote!

mudcrutch79 said...

Wow...Behind The Jersey in the house. I guess 6 games of exposure to the concentrated hotness of the Edmonton Oilers can bring a girl around - will you be replacing your pic with one taken while you're wearing a Hemsky jersey soon?

Staios. Smith's stupid picture where he's missing a bunch of teeth and has his head shaved is stuck in my head. It looks like a neo-Nazi's mugshot.

Anonymous said...

Haha. No change of picture any time soon. :) And yes, that playoff series against the Oilers has damaged my brain...somehow.

Anonymous said...

There will be no ifs, ands or buts because I vote for that sexy smart captain! Jason Smith!